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Vomit Lift-Off
We went from “I feel sick” to Vomit Lift-Off in 1.5 hours today. I consider this a victory. I mean, it’s not a family record or anything. We’ve had middle-of-the-night and out-of-a-dead-sleep yarfing episodes that carry a zero-to-TAKE-COVER rating, so … Continue reading
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In Case You’re Having One of Those Days
Got out the grill last night and burned it. Not dinner. The grill. Well, dinner, too. No one was injured. Except the grill. And dinner. Dinner was salvageable. The grill was very injured. What with the burning and all. My … Continue reading
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Hair, Vampires and Vitamin D: Letting Kids Make Choices
I want to write today but the sun is shining and it’s April and I live in Oregon. Bear with me. I’ll do what I can. An Oregon Sun Day is sort of like a Snow Day; some people love … Continue reading
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Turns Out I’m a Werewolf with a Giant Drug Problem
I’m going away for the weekend. My daughter gave me this note: “I Love You — Super Doper Loper Cuper Mom.“ I have to say, I love it when my kids think I’m a Super Doper. That’s so much better … Continue reading
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My Bed (And I Use “My” Loosely)
I went to crawl into bed last night and LOOK! Company. So. Dear My Preschool Teacher, I am too good at sharing. Sincerely, Beth ………. Share: Digg this post Share on Facebook Buzz it up share via Reddit Share with Stumblers … Continue reading
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Greg’s Not Home Tonight: A Very Bad Haiku
This isn’t a real post. Just an ode to Greg not being home. In very, very bad haiku. Greg’s Not Home Tonight Greg’s not home tonight. He’s at a meeting for work. I’m home with five kids. Three kids are fighting. … Continue reading
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5 Questions for Amber Dusick (about her BOOK!) and an Exclusive Crappy Illustration for YOU
Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures THE BOOK HAS LANDED. Congratulations, Amber! ………. Once upon a time, Amber Dusick and I were in a blog contest together. I messaged her approximately two minutes after reading her blog and told her she … Continue reading
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I’m a Pee Fight Pacifist
Look, I don’t usually take on extreme positions here. I’m just not that kind of girl. I tend to be all mushy and “well, there are two sides to every story” and “I’m sure she had the best intentions” and … Continue reading
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Easter Monday
Today is Easter Monday, and yesterday was perfect. The kind of perfect that isn’t perfect at all which is the way most of my perfection turns out these days. I woke up early like the women who went to visit … Continue reading
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How to Pack for Vacation in 3 Easy Steps
One of my 6-year-olds packed his own suitcase for the beach. He was very methodical, following an organized, 3-step process, and, frankly, I think we can all benefit from his tutorial. The great thing about this packing system is it’s … Continue reading
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