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Category Archives: Twins
You Don’t Have to Choose a Parenting Method to be a Great Parent
I walked the floor with a baby on each shoulder gently bounce, bounce, bouncing them, my back burning, hoping to ease my twins to sleep. They must’ve been just a few weeks old, our fourth and fifth kids, recently out … Continue reading
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I’m a Pee Fight Pacifist
Look, I don’t usually take on extreme positions here. I’m just not that kind of girl. I tend to be all mushy and “well, there are two sides to every story” and “I’m sure she had the best intentions” and … Continue reading
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It’s Spring Break, aka March Madness (for Parents)
It’s Spring Break, aka March Madness for Parents. Which has nothing to do with basketball and everything to do with how we play the parenting game. So far, one of my kids fell in a river, and I lost another … Continue reading
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On Being Wrong and Being Human: Thoughts From a 6-Year-Old
We were driving in the car when one of my 6-year-olds said something. Something wrong, according to his twin brother. They argued it out ’til the Wrong One acquiesced, at which point the Right One said, “In your FACE. BOOM!” Now, look. I’m trying … Continue reading
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Tricky Dick: Not a Story About Nixon
When we were kids, we used to sit cross-legged at school and call it Indian Style. No one calls it that anymore for all the right reasons. Hooray for cultural sensitivity and change! Now kids sit Crisscross at school. Except … Continue reading
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Sleeping. In Surround Sound.
I made you something the other night while I was busy not sleeping. I not-sleep a lot because my children regularly and expertly outmaneuver my Ambien prescription and my 50 pairs of earplugs. Frankly, I think Ambien and Earplugs should … Continue reading
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The Show Must Go On
The show must go on, they say. And it did, all weekend, all over the country, despite Friday’s shooting in Connecticut, and Thursday’s fire here in our small town, and Tuesday’s shooting in Oregon, and a week that laid us … Continue reading
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When Good Enough Turns Out to be Good AND Enough
Sometimes it’s important to push for bigger, better, stronger, fitter. More love. More truth. Deeper joy. Bring it, Life. Other times, I am kaput. Bringing it’s been brought, and I’m wrung out. Done ditty done. It seems like the trick … Continue reading
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There’s poop and a full-ride scholarship under my porch.
There’s poop under my front porch, and it’s not from an animal, folks. I know; it’s tacky to write a mommy blog and be all Braggity McBragpants about my kids, but there’s a season for everything, and it’s time to … Continue reading
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Catching the Sun
Cael asked weeks and weeks ago. “But Mom, did you ever find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?” And I answered him. “No, Cael. I never did.” I knew he meant the question literally, and he deserved … Continue reading
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