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Tag Archives: Jeff
My brother is the original pant pooping hipster.
I told my friends and family this week that I’d be super cool about the whole hanging-out-at-Crappy-Pictures / byline-in-Huffington-Post-Parents thing as soon as I finished pooping my pants. Then my brother was jealous of me. You know what? It’s OK, … Continue reading
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My brother and I never didn’t bicker.
Today is my little brother’s birthday. Jeff is 35. Woohoo! Here’s what I need for you to know about Jeff: Jeff pooped his pants a lot when he was younger. Like, Jeff pooped his pants ’til he was 17. Or … Continue reading
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Backward is the New Forward: Thoughts on Poo
“Uuhhh, Jeff?” I asked my brother pointedly, “Do you know that your kid’s got his pajamas on backward?” I dunno; it didn’t seem like a completely stupid question at the time even though my kids wear crap backward all the time. Like … Continue reading
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Jeff’s Gigantic Face
Just for fun, because it’s Tuesday morning (and Tuesday morning should be fun), this is my brother’s Facebook banner and profile picture: Although I didn’t ask permission before sharing it with you which was unspeakably rude of me, I DID block … Continue reading
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My Niece, My Prodigy
My niece: I want french fries. Her dad: Well, I want good listeners. My niece: But Daddy, we HAVE french fries. ….. My little brother, Jeff, is a daddy. Jeff and Kim have three kids. Their kids are aged 3, … Continue reading
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Egg Hunting: The Hunger Games Edition
Every year I’m a mom, I’m certain the Easter egg hunt can’t get any better. From that very first time trying to convince my toddling Abby girl in her pristine, pressed Baby Gap dress, matchy-matchy bloomers and ruffle socks to … Continue reading
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When Momming Pays Off
WOOHOO! It finally happened! Just when I doubted that my lengthy (but extra fun and engaging) lectures were making a difference, my 12-year-old said this to his 10-year-old sister yesterday: “You don’t need to play Wii, Aden. It’s a beautiful day. … Continue reading
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The Importance of Wow
Puff pastry is a miracle food. I’ve fantasized for years about making an entire meal, from appetizers to dessert, using puff pastry as the essential ingredient in every course. Tomato and Goat Cheese Tarts Beef Wellington Arugula & Candied Pecan … Continue reading
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The Baby Fell Out!
The baby fell out! Into the waiting arms of a doctor. Just as planned. But still. It felt very dramatic. Look what Jeff and Kim made. Aw. They done good. So good. This very proud auntie is happy to introduce … Continue reading
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To The Toilet Bowl
A title like “To The Toilet Bowl” makes it sound like this is going to be a letter to my toilet bowl. If that’s what you were expecting, I offer my sincere apology. Unfortunately, I’m simply not prepared at this … Continue reading
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