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Tag Archives: Marriage
When is Hugging Time? A Flow Chart for Couples
Greg was really huggy Saturday. I thought it was because I smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but that wasn’t it. “You’re super huggy today,” I said to Greg. And he said, “Well, you keep standing still and you’re not glaring, so…” And … Continue reading
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How to Keep Romance Alive UPDATED
You know, I hate to be greedy and grabby and stuff-oriented, friends, but sometimes, sometimes, it feels good when Greg sends me stuff. Stuff like flowers. Flowers are good. And jewelry. Jewelry’s nice. Chocolate? Always smart. Coffee? Guaranteed win in these … Continue reading
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On Making Marriage Work
Today’s my wedding anniversary. Greg sent me a romantic Facebook message that says, “Our marriage is now as mature as a college freshman! Happy 18th Anniversary!” My brother said it’s past time for my marriage to pull some legendary pranks on … Continue reading
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Day 2 of 3 Giveaways for the Heart and Soul
Giveaway #2: The Journal of Best Practices by David Finch “Don’t change the radio station when she’s singing along.” David Finch There are a lot of reasons David Finch’s memoir, Journal of Best Practices, landed on the New York Times … Continue reading
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Dear Santa, About My Stocking…
Dearest Santa, I know you’ve had trouble in the past filling my stocking, and I want you to know I don’t blame you. Really, I don’t, and I almost completely mean that. See, I know our communication isn’t always the best; … Continue reading
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On Silence and Cacophony and Things That Soothe the Soul
I woke up yesterday morning to silence which happens to me exactly never and made me think that there was a strange and awesome aligning of the planets… or that kind, gentle faeries came in the night to cast magical, … Continue reading
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If At First You Don’t Succeed: a special video presentation
I made you a video. It’s based on a true story. And on perseverance. I finished it while sitting at the Newark, New Jersey airport which is the very best place to edit a sex video, I think. Greg made me … Continue reading
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May the Fourth Be With You
Today is Star Wars Day. The grand celebration for good geeks everywhere. May the Fourth be with you! (And all the liturgical Star Wars fans say: “And also with you!”) Greg and I found a light saber on our … Continue reading
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Who’s the smart one now?
“I don’t suppose you read that article on prehistoric ticks today?” my husband asked provocatively from our bed the other night as I readied myself to join him. “Did you say ticks?” I clarified while donning my negligee. And, by “donning my … Continue reading
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My Kid Wet My Bed
I’m away this weekend with my littlest three kiddos in Alaska. While I’m away, I’m sharing tidbits that I originally posted only on the Five Kids Facebook page. In the meantime, I leave you with these two tidbits brought to you by … Continue reading
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