Dog Breath

Totally gross post here.  Consider this fair warning.


I’ve heard of dog breath, but…

Today Cael asked me if all dogs’ penises smell bad.

Me: Why do you think dogs’ penises smell bad, Cael?

Cael: Our dog’s penis smells bad.

I don’t want to know.

I really, really don’t.

I think I’ll just go apologize to our dog, and we’ll move on.

ABOUT BETH WOOLSEY I'm a writer. And a mess. And mouthy, brave, and strong. I believe we all belong to each other. I believe in the long way 'round. And I believe, always, in grace in the grime and wonder in the wild of a life lived off course from what was, once, a perfectly good plan.
  1. Look on the bright side! The title of this entry could have been “Dog Taste”. Which is problematic any which way you slice it. Get it? Slice it? No? Sorry…


  2. just read this out loud to my husband and we both rolled around the floor laughing! :-)HILARIOUS!!!

    1. I see that it took me a whole three minutes to comment on your blog, wow… that must’ve freaked you out 😉 (no really, I promise I’m not online stalking you, it was an accident, you have to believe me… LOL)

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