by Beth Woolsey - Family, Funny -

How to Microwave a 25 Pound Turkey

My 20yo texted me from college this morning, asking how long to microwave a 25 pound turkey. In case anyone else needs to know, here are the directions

How to Microwave a 25 Pound Turkey

In conclusion, she got me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I’m still pretty sure I’m right. 

Waving in the dark,

 

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ABOUT BETH WOOLSEY I'm a writer. And a mess. And mouthy, brave, and strong. I believe we all belong to each other. I believe in the long way 'round. And I believe, always, in grace in the grime and wonder in the wild of a life lived off course from what was, once, a perfectly good plan.
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5 comments
  1. Hannah November 17, 2018
    Reply

    Completely the best!

  2. Wendy November 17, 2018
    Reply

    Who got whom here, really? This is awesome. My coworker did this to her mom too.

  3. Suzanne November 17, 2018
    Reply

    Thank you for making me laugh this morning while I sip my coffee – bahaha!!

  4. TARA November 16, 2018
    Reply

    Yours IS the best response I’ve seen yet. 🙂

  5. Jocelyne November 16, 2018
    Reply

    Love your response to her question. My husband’s granddad has a funny bone. For Christmas one year, he gave us a recipe for cooking a turkey in the microwave. “You know it is done when it blows its a** off.” I keep the recipe card in my recipe box.

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