How to Microwave a 25 Pound Turkey

My 20yo texted me from college this morning, asking how long to microwave a 25 pound turkey. In case anyone else needs to know, here are the directions

How to Microwave a 25 Pound Turkey

In conclusion, she got me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I’m still pretty sure I’m right. 

Waving in the dark,

 

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ABOUT BETH WOOLSEY I'm a writer. And a mess. And mouthy, brave, and strong. I believe we all belong to each other. I believe in the long way 'round. And I believe, always, in grace in the grime and wonder in the wild of a life lived off course from what was, once, a perfectly good plan.
5 comments
  1. Completely the best!

  2. Who got whom here, really? This is awesome. My coworker did this to her mom too.

  3. Thank you for making me laugh this morning while I sip my coffee – bahaha!!

  4. Yours IS the best response I’ve seen yet. 🙂

  5. Love your response to her question. My husband’s granddad has a funny bone. For Christmas one year, he gave us a recipe for cooking a turkey in the microwave. “You know it is done when it blows its a** off.” I keep the recipe card in my recipe box.

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